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Lawmanated 

To Lawmanate - when one ejaculates with such power and passion, that the women spontaneously combusts, the man whispers a haiku, waves his phallus in a circle like manner, and rubs mayonnaise on his anus. It can also be linked to the jewish bounty hunter, Andrew Lawman, one who has been well known for his award winning role in Alien vs Predator. He was the predator.
Guy 1 "Then I shouted 'FOR NARNIA' and totally Lawmanated her. I'll be shitting mayonnaise for a week."

Guy 2 "That's so gross."

Guy 1 "well spank my ass and call me Philip, you're Andrew Lawman!"

Andrew Lawman "oh jew nuggets, you've found me"
Lawmanated by edtheped February 3, 2013
Related Words
Lawdan • Landan • laidan • laudanum • lawan • lawda • Ladan • ladane • Lawana • lawand
LaWanda is an American name that is a derivation of the name Wanda. LaWanda means the little wanderer or the one who wanders. LaWanda is confident, creative, fiercely loyal, brutally honest, intelligent, brave, forgiving, curious, funny and friendly. She can be stubborn, defiant, and single-minded to a fault. If she is your friend, she is your friend for life. If she loves you, she loves you for life. As the name implies, she is a wanderer, a seeker, a searcher, a finder - of color, music, light, love and truth.
the wanderer, wanda, lawanda, yuyanni, lovelawanda
LaWanda by Yuyanni February 5, 2010

ladanday 

The fucking chill closing song from O.A.R.'s first album, The Wanderer (1997).
1. Mike: "Yo Billy, have you heard O.A.R.'s song 'Ladanday'?"
Billy: "Fuck yeah, I love that transition before Marc comes into the song."

2. "But Peter didn't care about the air down there
He was looking right out at the sun
And the sun said son come around here
And peter started to run

He said la-dan-dan-dan-dan-dan-dan-day"
ladanday by 52-50 December 11, 2008

a landan is da capital of Great Britain 

In the postUSSRic countries this phrase show that the pronuncator of it is "intrested in learning of english, modern and up-to-date person, very educated and so on". But in reality it shows that person is just wanna image like this but have no power to work and study hard, but just say this words he thinks that make him educational and clever in eyes of environment
- Moi sin svobodno govorit po angliski...Sinok, nu-ka skaji jto-nebudz? translate:My son speaks english fluently. Hey, son, say something in english??
- a landan is da capital of Great Britain!
-OHO! TOCHNO KAK ANGLICHANIN GOVORIT! translate:Wow, he speaks like english is his mother tongue!
Just about the nicest most helpful person one could ever know. Devotes her time and energy to helping those around her. Those that know her well are truly blessed in their lives.
I pulled a Lawanda today and helped out some friends.
Lawanda by OSUCowgirl February 3, 2010
Lawand is a funny person and is also quite fit and sexy when you get to see more. Lawand is one of those only people that still treasure girls and make them feel good for themselves. Lawand is also a good kisser and once you start kissing him, you can’t stop. One of the only flaws about a lawand is that lawand is too addictive and once your addicted, he gets sexier, once he gets sexier, he gets more addictive. Another flaw is that he is very naughty in almost every way. If you meet a lawand, treasure him for life because what the future brings (of course if lawand is there) is amazing.
“Hey I just got lawands number”
“Really?”
Lawand by Ijtibamh October 19, 2018
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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