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Lawand is a funny person and is also quite fit and sexy when you get to see more. Lawand is one of those only people that still treasure girls and make them feel good for themselves. Lawand is also a good kisser and once you start kissing him, you can’t stop. One of the only flaws about a lawand is that lawand is too addictive and once your addicted, he gets sexier, once he gets sexier, he gets more addictive. Another flaw is that he is very naughty in almost every way. If you meet a lawand, treasure him for life because what the future brings (of course if lawand is there) is amazing.
“Hey I just got lawands number”
“Really?”
Lawand by Ijtibamh October 19, 2018
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Lawand ist sehr lustig. Super lieb und er ist die Polle einer Gänseblume.
Lawand wird schnell beleidigt.
Lawand ist super

Sei wie lawand
Lawand ist meins
lawand by annelisee January 2, 2017
LaWand is a Female
LaWand is. Girl
Lawand by anonymous November 23, 2021

Matt Lawand 

This is the gratest guy in the world! Hes a beast at everything! Hes a great kisser too. He's also really good looking. heehee :)

Bassel Lawand 

Curly haired boy with nice eyebrows
Bassel Lawand by My opinions November 28, 2020

Lawndalarita 

A sexual act in which multiple men have unprotected sex with the same woman in succession, ejaculating in a margarita glass. If at any time a participant finishes inside the woman, that person has to drink from the margarita glass. At the end of the gangbang, the contents of the margarita glass are mixed with a plastic spoon and used to inseminate the woman. The winner is revealed 9 months later on the Maury Povitch show.
Things got wild last night with Ashley at Skooterz, we went back to Jeff's house and set her up with a lawndalarita. I almost lost my boner when Jake busted in her and had to drink from the glass before it was my turn.
Lawndalarita by Nismaniak August 7, 2020

le lavandou 

I went to le Lavandou because i heard French broads tan topless, but there was only sausage.
le lavandou by Kazimierz August 23, 2006
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