The most beautiful girl in the world. She gets girls and boys. But she doesn't know yet that she has a person in her life that loves her more than lifes word. She also has a fat ass and perfect tits.
Person: I love you Lawrion, you my babe.
Lawrion : Ugh, sure I love you too.
Person: :(
So Lawrion is a heartbreaker.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).