Lawboi

The best pole-axe wielding man ever. Also has a pretty nice body, would like to fuck him sometime ngl.

Person 1: "Dude did you hear lawbringer got buffed? He has a 3 light chain now."
Person 2: "Nice! I love lawboi, he's my main as of right now."

by McAfeera Antivirus April 11, 2023

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Lawbringer

The Bringer of the Law.

Player 1: Help I'm getting double-teamed!!
Lawbringer: HERE COMES THE LAW!!!!!

*Charges & impales enemy on axe*

by All-Pro_Velocity March 29, 2017

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A large muscular man wearing chain mail, kevlar, and plate armor all while wielding a Two-Handed Poleaxe. Referred to by most as God or Lawdaddy as his presence is enough to kill some of the strongest warriors in a battle. An expert in armed melee combat and can kill you almost instantaneously if you so much as run out of breath or attempt to attack him. Usually sent hate mail by angry villainous lawbreakers when punished.

Person: “I am going to go and stand in this area to regain some health and recover from my battle.”
Lawbringer: “Such heresy will not be tolerated. You violated article 3 of the law and will pay with your life!”

by gacatain May 3, 2020

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lawbyist

1. Pernicious agent (salesperson) for the rich and powerful!
2. Similar in pronunciation and meaning as "lobbyist." However this spelling addresses the problem unforeseen by The Founders of the Constitution, that the legislative branch of the US government passes laws in the best interests of powerful lobbies instead of the people in the states and districts who elected them.

1.The lawybyist drove the Bush administration to address rampant telemarketing by creating a DO NOT CALL LIST, instead of an OK TO CALL LIST.
2. If special interest groups need to hire expensive agents, they're probably not 'selling' something to benefit the middle-class.
3. the lawbyist is most often employed by the plutocrat, which is why the rich get richer!

by ad-92129 February 20, 2011

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