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Lawbringer 

The Bringer of the Law.
Player 1: Help I'm getting double-teamed!!
Lawbringer: HERE COMES THE LAW!!!!!

*Charges & impales enemy on axe*
Lawbringer by All-Pro_Velocity March 29, 2017
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Lawbringer 

A large muscular man wearing chain mail, kevlar, and plate armor all while wielding a Two-Handed Poleaxe. Referred to by most as God or Lawdaddy as his presence is enough to kill some of the strongest warriors in a battle. An expert in armed melee combat and can kill you almost instantaneously if you so much as run out of breath or attempt to attack him. Usually sent hate mail by angry villainous lawbreakers when punished.
Person: “I am going to go and stand in this area to regain some health and recover from my battle.”
Lawbringer: “Such heresy will not be tolerated. You violated article 3 of the law and will pay with your life!”
Lawbringer by gacatain May 3, 2020

lawbyist 

1. Pernicious agent (salesperson) for the rich and powerful!
2. Similar in pronunciation and meaning as "lobbyist." However this spelling addresses the problem unforeseen by The Founders of the Constitution, that the legislative branch of the US government passes laws in the best interests of powerful lobbies instead of the people in the states and districts who elected them.
1.The lawybyist drove the Bush administration to address rampant telemarketing by creating a DO NOT CALL LIST, instead of an OK TO CALL LIST.
2. If special interest groups need to hire expensive agents, they're probably not 'selling' something to benefit the middle-class.
3. the lawbyist is most often employed by the plutocrat, which is why the rich get richer!
lawbyist by ad-92129 February 20, 2011

lamboing 

lamboing by lovxnyx April 23, 2021

Lamboiant 

Something or someone not right, dumb, stupid.
Our new bus driver is very lamboiant.
FANGIRLING or sobbing uncontrollably over Jennifer Lawrence
After Jen won an oscar, I was lawbing for 20 minutes.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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