God-botherer: I can't wait for our abstinence retreat this weekend! It's going to be so much fun!
Onlooker: Science help us, could she be more lamboyant?
man1 "Hey, man 2, would you like to go out upon my lamboat?"
man 2 "Depends, will there be bitches?"
man1 "Read the damn definition, of course it has bitches on it"
man 2 "Done."