Law of Absolute and Relative Logics

The principle that logical systems operate in two modes: absolute logic (the hypothetical set of rules that would be valid for all reasoning beings, anywhere, anytime) and relative logics (the actual systems humans use, which vary across cultures, eras, and purposes). The law acknowledges that there may be universal logical principles—the laws of thought that any rational being must follow—but that our access to them is always mediated through particular systems that are relative to our context. The law of absolute and relative logics reconciles the universalist claim that logic is one with the pluralist observation that logics are many. We reason within relative systems, always reaching toward the absolute.

Law of Absolute and Relative Logics Example: "They debated whether logic was universal or culturally constructed. He argued for absolute logic—one true system for all. She argued for relative logics—different cultures, different rules. The law of absolute and relative logics said: there may be absolute logic in theory, but we only ever encounter relative logics in practice. They agreed to keep studying, which is what philosophers do."

Law of Absolute and Relative Logics by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 16, 2026

Law of Absolute and Relative Logical Fallacies

The principle that fallacies operate in two modes: absolute fallacies (errors that are fallacious in all logical systems, by any reasonable standard) and relative fallacies (errors that are fallacious in some systems but may be acceptable in others). The law acknowledges that some errors are universally wrong—affirming the consequent is a mistake in any logic that cares about validity. Other errors are system-dependent—what counts as a fallacy in formal logic may be perfectly acceptable in rhetorical argument. The law of absolute and relative fallacies reconciles these by recognizing that fallaciousness has both universal and context-dependent dimensions.

Law of Absolute and Relative Logical Fallacies Example: "He accused her of ad hominem, claiming it was an absolute fallacy. She pointed out that in political debate, attacking character is sometimes relevant and not always fallacious. The law of absolute and relative fallacies said: in formal logic, absolutely fallacious; in political rhetoric, context-dependent. Both were right, which is why fallacies are complicated."

Law of Absolute and Relative Logical Fallacies by Abzugal February 16, 2026

Law of Absolute and Relative Logical Validity

The principle that logical validity operates in two modes: absolute validity (an argument that is valid in all logical systems, by any reasonable standard) and relative validity (an argument that is valid within a particular logical framework but may not hold in others). The law acknowledges that some arguments are universally valid—if all humans are mortal and Socrates is human, then Socrates is mortal holds in any logic that includes those rules. Other arguments are valid only within specific systems—a proof that works in classical logic may fail in paraconsistent logic. The law of absolute and relative validity reconciles these by recognizing that validity has both universal and context-dependent dimensions.

Law of Absolute and Relative Logical Validity Example: "They debated whether his argument was valid. He insisted it was absolutely valid (true in any logic). She pointed out it relied on the law of excluded middle, which doesn't hold in intuitionistic logic. The law of absolute and relative validity said: valid in classical logic (relative validity), not universally valid (absolute validity failed). Both were right, which is why logic is complicated."

Law of Absolute and Relative Logical Validity by Abzugal February 16, 2026

Law of Absolute and Relative Logical Systems

The principle that logical systems themselves operate in two modes: absolute logic (the hypothetical set of rules that would be valid for all reasoning beings, everywhere, always) and relative logics (the actual systems humans use, which vary across cultures, eras, and purposes). The law acknowledges that there may be universal logical principles—the laws of thought that any rational being must follow—but that our access to them is always mediated through particular systems that are relative to our context. The law of absolute and relative logical systems reconciles the universalist claim that logic is one with the pluralist observation that logics are many.

Law of Absolute and Relative Logical Systems Example: "They debated whether logic was universal or culturally constructed. He argued for absolute logic—one true system for all. She argued for relative logics—different cultures, different rules. The law of absolute and relative logical systems said: there may be absolute logic in theory, but we only ever encounter relative logics in practice. They agreed to keep studying, which is what philosophers do."

Law of Absolute and Relative Logical Systems by Abzugal February 16, 2026

Law of Absolute and Relative Logic

The principle that logic itself—the discipline, the practice, the human activity of reasoning—operates in two modes: absolute logic (the ideal of perfect reasoning, free from error and bias) and relative logic (the actual reasoning humans do, with all its limitations and context-dependence). The law acknowledges that we aspire to the absolute—to reason perfectly, to avoid fallacies, to reach certain conclusions. But we always reason relatively—from within particular frameworks, with limited information, under cognitive constraints. The law of absolute and relative logic reconciles the ideal with the reality, allowing us to improve our reasoning while understanding its limits. Logic is the art of thinking well, not the science of thinking perfectly.

Law of Absolute and Relative Logic Example: "He invoked the law of absolute and relative logic when accused of inconsistency. 'Absolute logic would require perfect consistency across all contexts. Relative logic recognizes that humans reason differently in different situations—emotional contexts, time pressure, incomplete information. I'm not illogical; I'm human.' His accuser wasn't satisfied, but the law explained why."

Law of Absolute and Relative Logic by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 16, 2026

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019