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Laurenmartin 

Someone who is fat and has a triple chin
That girl is a laurenmartin
Laurenmartin by Bysc April 11, 2017

Laubenberg 

An ineffective method of birth control that does not clean the vagina out or prevent pregnancy. Similar to a rape kit but scientifically proven to be a falsehood and the most ineffective form of birth control. Also used as a sarcastic response to a factual lie or an insult to ones intelligence. A fake form of birth control that does not work.
Sarcastic: Unprotected sex? Go get a Laubenberg.
Responsive: No, we can't have sex, I don't trust my Laubenberg.
Defensive: Oops, I'm pregnant, guess my Laubenberg failed.
Insulting: Well aren't you a Laubenberg.
Stupidity: Are you a Laubenberg scholar?
Laubenberg by AlexMaxJewell August 20, 2013

laubenberg 

To use something for a purpose other than what it was intended, with no possibility whatsoever of it working.
I laubenberged the fine china with the hammer to clean it, but all that happened was that the china shattered.
laubenberg by Asshattitudinal August 21, 2013

laurenperiodt

laurenperiodt is an Lauren Jauregui stan twitter account they are very popular bitch big account humble but have supported Lauren Jauregui for years they currently have around 14k and they has a lauren selfie
I follow laurenperiodt on stan account
laurenperiodt by stanbitch May 25, 2020

Laurbear 

A nickname for a girl named Lauren, generally a beautiful girl that happens to be one funny gal!
Person A: You know Lauren?
Person B: She's awesome, more than just Lauren a total Laurbear.

Person A: You're right. She is a sweetheart!
Laurbear by W3LL1s July 9, 2011

laurenperiodt

laurenperiodt is an Lauren Jauregui stan twitter account they are very popular bitch big account humble but have supported Lauren Jauregui for years they currently have around 14k and Lauren's notices!!!!!!!!!
I follow laurenperiodt on stan account
laurenperiodt by stanbitch May 25, 2020