Laurenbear
Laurenbear by dalllllllus July 24, 2015
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Laubenberg
An ineffective method of birth control that does not clean the vagina out or prevent pregnancy. Similar to a rape kit but scientifically proven to be a falsehood and the most ineffective form of birth control. Also used as a sarcastic response to a factual lie or an insult to ones intelligence. A fake form of birth control that does not work.
Sarcastic: Unprotected sex? Go get a Laubenberg.
Responsive: No, we can't have sex, I don't trust my Laubenberg.
Defensive: Oops, I'm pregnant, guess my Laubenberg failed.
Insulting: Well aren't you a Laubenberg.
Stupidity: Are you a Laubenberg scholar?
Responsive: No, we can't have sex, I don't trust my Laubenberg.
Defensive: Oops, I'm pregnant, guess my Laubenberg failed.
Insulting: Well aren't you a Laubenberg.
Stupidity: Are you a Laubenberg scholar?
Laubenberg by AlexMaxJewell August 20, 2013
laubenberg
To use something for a purpose other than what it was intended, with no possibility whatsoever of it working.
I laubenberged the fine china with the hammer to clean it, but all that happened was that the china shattered.
laubenberg by Asshattitudinal August 21, 2013
laurenperiodt
laurenperiodt is an Lauren Jauregui stan twitter account they are very popular bitch big account humble but have supported Lauren Jauregui for years they currently have around 14k and they has a lauren selfie
laurenperiodt by stanbitch May 25, 2020
Laurbear
Person A: You know Lauren?
Person B: She's awesome, more than just Lauren a total Laurbear.
Person A: You're right. She is a sweetheart!
Person B: She's awesome, more than just Lauren a total Laurbear.
Person A: You're right. She is a sweetheart!
laurenperiodt
laurenperiodt is an Lauren Jauregui stan twitter account they are very popular bitch big account humble but have supported Lauren Jauregui for years they currently have around 14k and Lauren's notices!!!!!!!!!
laurenperiodt by stanbitch May 25, 2020
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