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laura’d 

That moment after you put worth a ton of effort to convey an idea or the details about a party (etc etc etc) to someone over text and he/she replies with “👍” and says nothing more!
If this has ever happened to you then you have definitely been Laura’d.
I spent 10 whole minutes writing the most wonderful ‘I Love You’ text to my wife and all she replies with is “👍”...Fudge Nuggets, I’ve just been Laura’d!!!
laura’d by Noble_Piglet January 15, 2019
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Laura’d 

The opposite of being catfished. Downplaying attractiveness to avoid fuckboys. Keeping photos basic, without makeup or superficial outfits.
Dude, I got Laura’d on my date last night. I had no idea she looked like that. My jaw is still on the ground.
Laura’d by OMN I POTENT June 12, 2022
When someone calls you into a room with urgency and upon arriving you learn they are just comfy and don't feel like getting up for simple tasks.
(ie. Turning off the lights, or handing someone a remote)
Mom: Dylan, get your ass in here!
Dylan: OMG, i'm here, what do you need, dearest mother?!
Mom: hand me the remote, please
Dylan: *hands remote* Damn, i got laura'd.
Laura'd by Djuke October 28, 2019

laura.dupain 

MY OTHER NEWEST MUTUAL I LOVE THEIR SHERA CONTENT I HAVENT WATCHED IT YET BUT THEY MAKE ME WANNA WATCH IT 😁😁

Laura Dern's 

(n.) Jeans that are worn very high on the waist, usually reaching four inches above the navel. Very unflattering and popularized by Laura Dern in the film "Jurassic Park".
Australian Guy: "We're being hunted."
Laura Dern: "Oh, God."
Australian Guy: "It's alright.'
Laura Dern: "Like hell it is."
Australian Guy: "Go...run for the shed....GO!"

::LAURA DERN RUNS TO THE SHED WITH HER LAURA DERN'S (JEAN SHORTS!!11ONE) OHHHH SHIT::

Laura Dern's by G.Nuh April 1, 2007

Laura De Alba 

-A gorgeous Girl
- Usually talkitive when you get to know her but shy at First
- Picky, but all the Cutess guys like her
-Everyon likes her and likes to be her friend
- Loved by many
-Amazing in bed & a skilled Kisser
- Very intelligent, & kind but dont mess with her because she knows how to defend herself!
- amazing personality ,very lovable
"that girl is Gorgeous !, her name Must be Laura De alba."
Laura De Alba by shooshyy97 November 30, 2011

Laura Davidson 

A purveyor of all things anti Walmart, think Gucci when you think of Laura Davidson. The Female Don Juan of our time, Dragons just line up for her to slay. If she was a food she would be a pizza, loved by all.
'Salad tastes pretty good once you add some pizza and get rid of the salad.'-Ghandi

'Let's go on a shopping spree at Walmart, said no Laura Davidson ever.'
Laura Davidson by Cheese2014 August 14, 2014
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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