(n.) Jeans that are worn very high on the waist, usually reaching four inches above the navel. Very unflattering and popularized by Laura Dern in the film "Jurassic Park".
Australian Guy: "We're being hunted."
Laura Dern: "Oh, God."
Australian Guy: "It's alright.'
Laura Dern: "Like hell it is."
Australian Guy: "Go...run for the shed....GO!"
::LAURA DERN RUNS TO THE SHED WITH HER LAURA DERN'S (JEAN SHORTS!!11ONE) OHHHH SHIT::
Laura Dern: "Oh, God."
Australian Guy: "It's alright.'
Laura Dern: "Like hell it is."
Australian Guy: "Go...run for the shed....GO!"
::LAURA DERN RUNS TO THE SHED WITH HER LAURA DERN'S (JEAN SHORTS!!11ONE) OHHHH SHIT::
by G.Nuh March 27, 2007