laughing out loud 

Old English for LOL.

That's so funny Brenda! I'm laughing out loud!

laughing out loud by fat lady in zulily commercial May 18, 2016

Actually Laughing Out Loud 

Abbreviation- ALOL

It originated from the definition "Laughing out loud" or LOL (also written occasionally as "Lots of Laughs"), used as a brief acronym to denote great amusement in chat conversations.

Now, it is overused to the point where really nobody laughs out loud when they say it. In fact, they probably don't even give a shit about what you just wrote.

ALOL just emphasize the meaning of LOL but better. Actually laughing out loud.

Example #1:
Candice: its my first time and I loved it!
Candy Box: lol
Candice: I hope I can be like you one day!
Candy Box: ALOL
Candice: Why are you Actually Laughing Out Loud???

Example #2:
Jack Hammer: Dude what size are you? I'm a 4.
Six-Pack Muscle: ALOL
Jack Hammer: Whats so funny???
Six-Pack Muscle: You need double than that. ALOL

Actually Laughing Out Loud by bbc alol January 9, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016