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Latitudinal Poonal Drift
The phenomena where as latitude moves toward 0 degrees, poon increases exponentially in quantity and most notably, quality. Hot bitches raised in frigid arctic wastelands move toward tropical equatorial regions upon reaching sexual maturity. This leaves a disproportianate ratio of dudes to chicks in arctic environments, resulting in frequent man circuises and sausage fests. This results in an abnormally high number of cases of poonitis {see poonitis}. In regions above the artic circle this effect is so strong that entire villages will exist without a single female. This results in a prison type situation where men begin to pork one another in the ass. The other effect of this phenomena is that regions such as California have a disproportionately high number of hot bitches compared to men.
"Yeah man Lexi left for Miami last week."
"God damn we lost another hot bitch to Latitudinal Poonal Drift."
"God damn we lost another hot bitch to Latitudinal Poonal Drift."
Latitudinal Poonal Drift by Yoge and Spanky February 27, 2008
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Latifundia
also known as a large plot of land or estate in american terminology. there is a greek version of a latifundia called troy although it got destroyed in 0 AD. mentioned in the 1994 tutorial collection workbook of joinrod enterprises.
PITT, brad (with lightskin rizz): nooooooo my latifundia troy dont destriy it
hector (not salamanca): shut up
hector (not salamanca): shut up
Latifundia by troys_latifundia January 13, 2024
latitudist
1. Noun: A person who shows bias towards those of a higher or lower latitude.
2. Adjective: showing bias towards those of a higher or lower latitude.
2. Adjective: showing bias towards those of a higher or lower latitude.
Person 1: People who live near the equator have lower IQ’s than those who live above the tropics.
Person 2: That’s latitudist!
Person 2: That’s latitudist!
latitudist by AntonbigassEGO August 1, 2022
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