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late not latte 

not latte
He's late not latte. Not latte.
late not latte by anonymous November 21, 2021

Late Late Show

The show hosted by Craig Ferguson. Comes on after David Letterman at 12:36 am on CBS.

Can be abbreviated LLS or TLLS.
"My favorite late night talk shows are The Tonight Show and the Late Late Show."
Late Late Show by :DDDDDDDDD September 29, 2008

Late late show

If you’re reading this... Tell james corden to kidnap one direction :)) PLEASE I need one direction
James, Can you kidnap one direction? Please. Send it to the late late show’s social media ;)

Late Night Lenny 

A late night lenny is a term used to describe an individual who comes out of hiding in the darkness of night. They are most likely to believe in aliens and any conspiracy theory that is topical at the time. Whilst claiming to be the friend of everyone, secretly, under the spell of the Uncle Cunty, they plot the demise of the local repeaters. Whilst sometimes confused with a cockroach, a late night lenny is different in that they will not survive if put into a microwave oven.
You're such a late night lenny.
Q. How many late night lennys does it take to change a light globe? A. No one knows because when the light comes on they all scatter.

a minute late or a second slow 

a minute late or a second slow — The epitaph for every stand up guy and hard man who dies with his boot on. They don’t die in their sleep or retire to become farmers. This is the Urban equivalent of a Viking Death without the hope of a Valhalla.

I’ll see you at the crossroads.
There in only one end for a hard man no matter how good he is: one day he will be a minute late or a second slow and he will die with iron in his hand and lead in his body.

Late Night Clit Cam 

The activity of watching any female sport usually late evening at home in the bedroom.
Girlfriend: Hey baby, how would you like to come over for dinner tonight and after we will watch that Australian women's beach volleyball tournament?
Boy/Girlfriend: Sure honey, I am down for some Late Night Clit Cam!
Late Night Clit Cam by Kaka86 February 8, 2022