Laser pussy 

a girl who has had a shit load of procedures done to her body and,or face to make her look better for example: laser hair removal,bikini line done by laser, and, or plastic surgery.

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pussy laser 

When a person has the ability to shoot a beam of laser from their pussy. Similar to the twat gun.

She nearly scorched my cock off with her pussy laser!

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No Ball Pussy Loser 

"NBPL", from the movie out cold. Refers to someone who is a bitch or is acting like one.

Steve: "Why is John alone watching Bruce with JD and coke in the other room when Brooke wants him so bad."
Alex: "Cuz John is king of the no ball pussy losers."

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