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Laser pussy 

a girl who has had a shit load of procedures done to her body and,or face to make her look better for example: laser hair removal,bikini line done by laser, and, or plastic surgery.
that girl is so fine, she damn near perfect, she's what you would call laser pussy.
Laser pussy by christian luyando February 14, 2009
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pussy laser 

When a person has the ability to shoot a beam of laser from their pussy. Similar to the twat gun.
She nearly scorched my cock off with her pussy laser!
pussy laser by muthaf January 27, 2009

No Ball Pussy Loser 

"NBPL", from the movie out cold. Refers to someone who is a bitch or is acting like one.
Steve: "Why is John alone watching Bruce with JD and coke in the other room when Brooke wants him so bad."
Alex: "Cuz John is king of the no ball pussy losers."

pussy free loser cuck 

My fantasy is living the rest of my life as a pussy free loser cuck that is only allowed to look at censored or gay porn. I feel like I cheated coming to your page.
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Failure Shower 

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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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