The chemical element comprising the 'hidden mass' of the universe. Scientists have speculated for years about 'dark matter' but have recently discovered that in fact it is all stored in fat people. Fat people NEVEReat enough to become the size that they are, the extra matter contained within their foul frames is in fact composed of Lardium, chemical symbol - Ft.
A size of clothing that needs to be invented that is in between a large and a medium.
Alternatively you could use Merge which means Zaklee (see Zaklee)the same thing.
"Hey man I checked out all the sports shops for a cool t-shirt but the all the mediums are too tight and the large one's are too big".
a random expression of angry when no other words or vocal expulsions can be identified in the brain. Usually mumbled or stuttered to get the effect,"la-lar-larg-g-gu-gum."
Dude: So, I borrowed your guitar and kinda broke a string...
Other Dude: Well that's quite alright i have so many extra strings.
Dude: ...and in the process of breaking the string the neck kinda, umm, broke.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.