The chemical element comprising the 'hidden mass' of the universe. Scientists have speculated for years about 'dark matter' but have recently discovered that in fact it is all stored in fat people. Fat people NEVER eat enough to become the size that they are, the extra matter contained within their foul frames is in fact composed of Lardium, chemical symbol - Ft.
by peas_and_frogs December 9, 2008
Get the Lardium mug.A size of clothing that needs to be invented that is in between a large and a medium.
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"Hey man I checked out all the sports shops for a cool t-shirt but the all the mediums are too tight and the large one's are too big".
"Dude you need a Lardium"
"Dude you need a Lardium"
by Rummage kerfuffle November 4, 2007
Get the lardium mug.a random expression of angry when no other words or vocal expulsions can be identified in the brain. Usually mumbled or stuttered to get the effect,"la-lar-larg-g-gu-gum."
Dude: So, I borrowed your guitar and kinda broke a string...
Other Dude: Well that's quite alright i have so many extra strings.
Dude: ...and in the process of breaking the string the neck kinda, umm, broke.
Other Dude: largum
Other Dude: Well that's quite alright i have so many extra strings.
Dude: ...and in the process of breaking the string the neck kinda, umm, broke.
Other Dude: largum
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