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n. The act of communicating though voice and webcam by using a laptop computing device.
My family and I both got Skype, so now I laptalk to them when I'm on business trips.
Laptalk by Horonivan March 14, 2009
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laptapone 

1)a high-tech computer that has the power to project sonic waves that pick up brain waves and enable you to read a person's mind and predict their thoughts.
2) a nickname for a laptop
1)It is rumored that the FBI is currently using laptapones
2)/Who's my little laptapone? You are!!
laptapone by Lilac Bee June 1, 2010

laptaffy 

The word used to describe a mans penis.
"You try it, and I will seperate your body from your laptaffy and stitch a football out of your foreskin."
-Coach Hines (Mad TV)
laptaffy by J-Hood April 5, 2007
The word "later" spelled in a funny way; used in IM, chat etc. for "See you later".
A: Sorry I'm in a hurry, got to go
B: OK, laytah
laytah by Lorinc Szeredas June 5, 2007
A game played at NFTY.

Everyone sits in a circle in pairs, the person in front is between their partner's legs. One person doesn't have a partner and calls two pairs. The people in front try to touch the caller's foot before their opponent while their partner tries to stop them by physically holding them down. Whoever touches the caller first sits in front of them and the winner's previous partner is the new caller.

Basically an excuse for horny people to get some without really doing anything.
We played laptag at the convention and I was paired with a hot guy.
laptag by cscutie May 4, 2010
Crazy Asian that likes to scream and yell alot. Likes to stand out in crowds, this may include the yelling, singing loudly, and just plain old asian stuff. Also on the crazy asain scale he is at least a level 12.
Dude look at all of these lapthans running around. They are just so crazy.

GUY- Woah what was that sound?
Other Guy- I think it was just a lapthan.
lapthan by 1454841 May 31, 2007
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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