1)a high-tech computer that has the power to project sonic waves that pick up brain waves and enable you to read a person's mind and predict their thoughts.
2) a nickname for a laptop
1)It is rumored that the FBI is currently using laptapones
2)/Who's my little laptapone? You are!!
Everyone sits in a circle in pairs, the person in front is between their partner's legs. One person doesn't have a partner and calls two pairs. The people in front try to touch the caller's foot before their opponent while their partner tries to stop them by physically holding them down. Whoever touches the caller first sits in front of them and the winner's previous partner is the new caller.
Basically an excuse for horny people to get some without really doing anything.
Crazy Asian that likes to scream and yell alot. Likes to stand out in crowds, this may include the yelling, singing loudly, and just plain old asian stuff. Also on the crazy asain scale he is at least a level 12.
Dude look at all of these lapthans running around. They are just so crazy.
GUY- Woah what was that sound?
Other Guy- I think it was just a lapthan.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.