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Lankybox 

That one youtube channel run by two drunk men whose 4 year-old audience worships. this channel consists of mainly roblox videos , songs, reaction videos, etc. (all of which have these high grown-ass men screaming and selling marketable plushies to kids) and these guys also happen to milk off of trends that have been dead or is still popular but steadily declining. and according to various scientists, watching an entire Lankybox video could cause brain cancer after 1 minute of a video, and yet the modern generation of extremely young kids may be losing their brains while growing up. their 4 year old audience will go out of their way to nag their mother to purchase Lankybox plushies and buy them Lankybox Pizza (which is an actual thing) and go on their mother's greasy iPad to write hateful comments against people who criticize Lankybox because they said something bad about their favorite YouTubers.
Person with a brain: holy shit what is this noise that is coming downstairs, i'm trying to sleep (goes downstairs)
Person with a brain: hey kiddo, what is this nauseating shit that you're watching
toddler: im wawching lankybox
Person with a brain: WHATEVER THAT SHIT YOU'RE WATCHING, JUST TURN THAT SHIT OFF
toddler: nooo momy sed itz ok to watch lwankeebox at nwight
Person with a brain: gets a fucking hammer and asks his wife to sign adoption papers
Lankybox by cooldude2144 August 11, 2023

Lankybox 

An absolute horror of a youtuber who just got packed by packgod, they make god awful food and their fans are mostly bots or just 4yo kids on their greesy domino's pizza mothers ipad
Person 1: what is the worst roblox ytber?
Person 2: lankybox
Lankybox by Freakingperson October 8, 2023

LankyBox Kitchen

The most rubbish food you'll ever eat. Made by the unfunniest wankers you will ever see… LANKYBOX. Also known as: Adam, Justin, Foxy and Boxy.

It’s basically like MrBeast's burger but worse. It looks exactly like school lunch.

Lists of food they sell right now at LankyBox kitchen:
Canned foods
Frozen foods
School lunches
TV dinners
Trash
Garbage
Rubbish
British food

Only sells in America right now. Such wankers.

TL;DR Adam and Justin sound like they gave their ancestors a rim job.
Person 1: Did you try the fucking disgusting meals from LankyBox kitchen?

Person 2: Yeah, it tastes like naff.

Person 3: Yes! They are my favourite foods. MrBeast burgers who? LankyBox kitchen is where it’s at.

Person 1 and 2: You need to die, you little shit.
LankyBox Kitchen by gigachad January 16, 2023

lanky boi 

a male of very long limbs and in general body parts *wink*
He's my lanky boi
lanky boi by wristytumor January 26, 2018

LankyBox 

just absolutely terrible in every way
lankybox is the most god-awful youtube channel that you will ever come across
Or:
'Wow i sure do feel like killing myself after watching lankybox'
LankyBox by Roan Price August 19, 2021

lankybox fan 

a lankybox fan is someone who is liked with an ipad kid (someone who gets an ipad wright when they where born.) They consume only lankybox, skibiti toilet and 1 2 buckle my shoe. They are the worst people to be around
"this kid is lankybox fan. Look at him staring on his ipad watching eposode 292394858 of skibiti toilet"
lankybox fan by a_monke September 2, 2023
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