Bean

Beans' are either the absolute hell spawn of an individual or one of the most sweetest people you'll ever meet. Our Bean though is one of the nice ones <3
Hey Bean just uploaded a new video!

I better go check that out!
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Lankyboi

This lanky ass mfr who's legs are probably as tall as a fucking skyscraper
For some reason they know how to make a pipe bomb, where weed is legalized, and where their mother is 100% of the day
Why did Lankyboi take my shoes?

They're making a soup right now
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Mars

Dumb planet, enjoys the art of dinosaurs, among us, and having smex with so many mothers
Hey I heard Mars might be bri*ish

OH MY GOD PLEASE NO
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Spilt Milk

Some bitch who makes puzzles alot and then plays with her cat (the cat is racist!) a shit ton.
OH MY GOD I JUST SPILT MILK EVERYWHERE

WHY DID YOU WORD IT LIKE THAT EW GET IT OFF ME
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