Landon S.

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The Coolest Dude that ever lived, And the Coolest dude that ever will live. His Best Friend is Nick.

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Landon S. by Ghostbuster910 May 2, 2022

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Landon S

The boy I am in love with.

"Dang...his smile. :) That's my Landon S."

Landon S by Still Waiting For You October 16, 2012

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Landon’s 47 Inch Shlong

Landon’s 47 inch long shlong, he could kill you if he fucked you

Is that Landon’s 47 inch shlong?

Yea! I heard he kills everyone he fucks!

Landon’s 47 Inch Shlong by AlmostCCAfton May 24, 2021

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Landon’s penis

Landon’s penis will take your breath away, made me cum in 30 seconds-Olivia S

Landon’s penis will send you to the hospital

Landon’s penis by Oliv229955 February 4, 2021

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Landon's Brother

Art Barr. Famous wrestler. AKA Landon's new dead brother.

I sure do miss Landon's Brother.

Landon's Brother by amelioooooo February 9, 2021

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Landen’s dick size

A male human with the name/nickname of “Landen” has a dick size of approximately 1.74 inches, according to an Oxford University study.

Hey look at that fuckboy Landen over there! Landen’s dick size of 1.74 inches. What a faggot!

Landen’s dick size by Yung Diarrhea April 27, 2022

Landen S

He is a man that is 13/single always ready for a good time

“oh that guy over has got to be a Landen S”

Landen S by loverofmen September 15, 2022

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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