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Landon S 

"Dang...his smile. :) That's my Landon S."
Landon S by Still Waiting For You October 16, 2012
Words you can keep
The Coolest Dude that ever lived, And the Coolest dude that ever will live. His Best Friend is Nick.
Landon S. Rules Nicholas A. Droolz Autumn H. Laid an Egg
Landon S. by Ghostbuster910 May 2, 2022

Landon’s 47 Inch Shlong 

Landon’s 47 inch long shlong, he could kill you if he fucked you
Is that Landon’s 47 inch shlong?

Yea! I heard he kills everyone he fucks!

Landon’s penis

Landon’s penis will take your breath away, made me cum in 30 seconds-Olivia S
Landon’s penis will send you to the hospital
Landon’s penis by Oliv229955 February 4, 2021

Landon's Brother

Art Barr. Famous wrestler. AKA Landon's new dead brother.
I sure do miss Landon's Brother.
Landon's Brother by amelioooooo February 9, 2021

Landon Syndrome 

Dating someone who for sure acts like an opp and try to hook up with the afflicted persons opps. Most people would be able to be recognized as a C.H.U.D.
Would you look at that Jeffrey Gunter is dating Maryssa Coatney. He must have Landon syndrome, what a C.H.U.D.
Landon Syndrome by Nefwey November 26, 2022

Landon Sowers 

Landon is a one in a kind boy who is a horny virgin who always calls people thicc and is known to eat the booty of his victims like groceries.
Landon Sowers is a very odd person because he eats his victims booties.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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