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Landing Eagle 

Name for the following act.

Grab your sack with one hand as you position yourself and your junk for sitting on the toilet. This is often done when you about to unload a payload with a full belly.

The purpose is mainly to prevent the jewels from being crushed while sitting. This can be a burden for the “larger” packaged gentlemen.

Any variation of landing eagle, eagle has landed when in reference to the bathroom means the same thing.
I had to use the landing eagle method when dropping that log at the truck stop.

Bro 1: I crushed my nuts the other day when I sat down to fast

Bro 2: brother, u gotta land the eagle safely.
Landing Eagle by FoJmeRaw August 9, 2022
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Eagles Landing Middle School

Built with either the jappiest of JAPS wearing golden goose and aviator nation or Brazilian kids who live in the nicest parts of boca trying to act ghetto with their saggy pants and wife beaters. Eagles landing is known for their students "protecting the nest". When in reality they all hate each other.
Hey did you see that ratchet kid in the saggy polo pants? Yeah, He goes to Eagles Landing Middle School

Eagles Landing Middle School

A middle school in Boca with a bunch of japs who think the world revolves around them. Can’t forget about all the Brazilian fuckboys who wear skinny jeans that make their legs look like sticks and wear chains from dollar tree.
Oh my god Jorge is such an a fuckboy. He must be from Eagles Landing Middle School
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026