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Name for the following act.

Grab your sack with one hand as you position yourself and your junk for sitting on the toilet. This is often done when you about to unload a payload with a full belly.

The purpose is mainly to prevent the jewels from being crushed while sitting. This can be a burden for the “larger” packaged gentlemen.

Any variation of landing eagle, eagle has landed when in reference to the bathroom means the same thing.
I had to use the landing eagle method when dropping that log at the truck stop.

Bro 1: I crushed my nuts the other day when I sat down to fast

Bro 2: brother, u gotta land the eagle safely.
by FoJmeRaw August 10, 2022
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The transformation is the process from going from sober to drunk super fast. What truly defines the transformation is the process.

1.) announce to everyone you are about to transform and will be different soon.
2.) grab a 4 loko (4loko is imperative)
3.) Go to bathroom a sober being
4.) take a hot shower and begin sipping the loko. (Music blasting helps)
5.) only leave the shower once the 4loko is complete
6.) dress, and leave the bathroom something else entirely.
7.) transformation complete
Bro 1: dog, I hate being a human atm, I need to transform

Bro 2: aye, I just stocked the fridge with loko gold.

Bro 1: BET! I’m going to transform. You won’t see me till the transformation is complete!

Bro2: gnarly. Don’t smash the tv this time!
by FoJmeRaw March 25, 2020
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To do anything drunk or heavily intoxicated. Any alcohol will do, but vodka is preferred.
Man 1: bro, we gaming tonight?

Man 2: idk bro, I guess if it’s vladnik style.

Man 1: cool bro, I’m gonna get drunk as fuck then.

Let’s rage it up, vladnik style
by FoJmeRaw November 16, 2019
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