Land-Whale

A very FAT man or woman. Could also use the terms; Land-Walrus or Land-Seacow. Usually doesn’t care about getting in shape nor eating healthy.
Dam... look at that Land-Whale move, it’s like it’s walking in slow motion.
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Land-Whale

A whale that is on land that people expect to stop breathing, which they don't.
Ben: STOP BREATHING LAND-WHALE!!!
Nik: Nobody expects the Spanish Land-Whale to stop breathing.
by diddoarch710 January 26, 2015
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Land-Whale

A Fat man or woman. Could also use the terms; Land-Walrus or Land-Seacow. Usually doesn’t care about getting in shape nor eating healthy.
Dam... look at that Land-Whale move, it’s like it’s walking in slow motion.
by TKinfinity July 17, 2019
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land whale

An extremely obese woman. More commonly known as a BIG BITCH. Often seen cruising buffet lines or getting smashed by guys who are hard up for some pussy. Much like a real whale, there is a lot of blubber and they secrete grease and oil. They often smell like stale fish although they rarely go in the water.
Hey man, did you see that land whale Mike was messin' with? I told him to watch out, now he went and fucked up and got that bitch pregnant. That's messed up.
by 210 Playa April 15, 2010
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Land Whale

Man or woman over 300 lbs.
The best land whale watching location is the Wal Mart near you.
by leeky10001 April 03, 2009
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Land Whale

A person who is obese and has a big enough overhang to shelter a moose.
Wow see that fat kid over there... he is a land whale.
by Offrey J May 17, 2006
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land whale

The big blobs of people who can't move and get crushed by their own weight.
Did you see that land whale on TV last night?
by Master_stghm October 11, 2005
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