Land rubber

A discovered discarded condom while exploring the great outdoors.

Now children,as we walk along this trail please step over the land rubber that you will see as you get to the fork in the path.

by Ralph Mustard August 16, 2012

landlubber

Someone who was as clumsy onboard a ship as a person who has never been to sea. Coming from a pirate - it's very offensive!

Avast ye, landlubbers!

by Esmeralda November 9, 2003

landlubber

a derogatory term for someone who has never set to sea and is worse because of it.

hand over your rum you filthy landlubber

by Bonnie Esposito July 2, 2006

Do any of ye landlubbers know where i may find the next harbor?

when you're a pirate at the function trying to find where the dealer is at.

Pirate: Yaaarrrghh Matey! That be a well crafted joke! Say, do any of ye landlubbers know where i may find the next harbor?

Room of people: *awkward stare and silence*

by pessimissia June 28, 2023