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informal A lancho (or lanchos ) refers to your online/virtual friends; especially from a niche interest forum or group online or from social media platforms ( e.g. Instagram, Twitter, Snapchat, Reddit, Discord, Tumblr, Linkedln, etc. ).
Monty: What's up dawg?
Yogi: Its Fletcher's birthday!
Monty: who the fuck?
Yogi: C'mon I told you about that lancho yesterday.
Monty: Not my fault I'm amnestic.
Lancho by SocratesScrote June 1, 2022
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informal A lancho ( or lanchos) refers to someone's online/virtual friends; especially from a niche interest forum or group online or from social media platforms like Instagram, Twitter, Linkedln, Snapchat, Reddit, Discord, Tumblr, etc.
Monty: What up dawg?
Yogi: Its Fletcher's birthday!!!
Monty: Who the fuck?
Yogi: C'mon dawg I told you about that lancho yesterday.
Monty: Not my fault I have amnesia.
Lancho by SocratesScrote June 1, 2022
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LanSchool is on, I can see what you are doing.
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