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lalyn
A very pretty girl who is sweet and very exdrodinary person who would be awesome do date. People would never like to see her depressed. Has long brown hair, Very pretty eyes, you could never stop looking at her.
Jordan:Wow who is that? She is very pretty!
Harry:Thats Lalyn!
Jordan:But her long brown hair is so wonderful!
Harry:You should date her!
Harry:Thats Lalyn!
Jordan:But her long brown hair is so wonderful!
Harry:You should date her!
lalyn by Wonderfulnesscreated May 23, 2018
Eunice Lalanne
The most beautiful, amazing Haitian that you will ever meet. Kind, sociable and likes purple. She's the one that just gets into your heart and will stay there even if you don't see her again.
Eunice Lalanne by GayMarco August 31, 2011
Jack Lalanne
while getting a blow job, right before you blow, you pull out and yell Jack Lalanne, and you jizz on her eye brows, giving the Jack lalanne white unibrow
Jack Lalanne by k1k2728 September 3, 2009
laynnie
a dumb bitch with a forehead wider than a soccer pitch, anytime she speaks you want her to shut the fuck up
laynnie by thatoneizanafliesss June 25, 2023
Larynn
A beautiful human being who will be there for a friend no matter what is going on in her life. Larynn is a wonderful and sweet person who would give the shirt off her back to anyone. Larynn is a one of a kind who could only be found 1 out of 100 people. If you ever get a chance be friends with her.
I would love to be like larynn.
Larynn by Jake.ducks November 8, 2018
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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