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laryness 

1. Crazyness provoked by illicit drug or alcohol use
"Last night was some beer laryness."
laryness by 2P J-me December 30, 2005
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Someone who’s very intelligent, sweet, bright and talented. Someone who you can trust with the leader role. A reliable, non-judgemental genuinely sweet and nice person.
There goes Lalynn! She’s the best friend a person could ever have
Lalynn by Melly223 December 22, 2018
a dumb bitch with a forehead wider than a soccer pitch, anytime she speaks you want her to shut the fuck up
person 1: hey look its a laynnie
person 2: quick lets run before she starts talking
laynnie by thatoneizanafliesss June 25, 2023
The urge to stay at a place for an extended amount of time
This shop is making me larnny
Larnny by Bangoatemellamobaby March 19, 2019

Larynvagitis 

Larynvagitis is an inflammation of your voice box (larynx) due to overuse, irritation or infection caused by deep throating. Larynvagitis may be short-lived (acute) or long lasting (chronic). Most cases of larynvagitis are not serious, but persistent hoarseness can sometimes signal a more serious underlying lack of self respect.
I swallowed it all the way last night and woke up with a terrible case of larynvagitis.
Larynvagitis by coooker September 19, 2009

larynx punch 

A stupendously massive and highly sexual kung fu punch to the middle of the throat, wIthout the use of hands.

Im gonna larynx punch you bitch.
Yo, you see Horatio, he just got larynx punched.
Yo man, dude was checkin out them itty-bitty-titties and he just got larynx punched.
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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