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Lalan, how do I define it? Lalan is that spunky bad-ass chick you’ll find vey rarely. She always has her baddies with her, and doesn’t take no for an answer. She may seem badass, but she also has a soft spot. She takes the time to care for others, and any guy would die to have her. Tip for all the guys out there, don’t screw it up.
Guy: Hey! Did you see my Lalan?

Guy#2: Yea, she was over by the water fountain waiting for you. I wouldn’t keep her waiting.

Guy: Why, is she gonna choke on the water?

Guy#2s NONONO, because she’s one of a kind bro. You need to keep her, your lucky to have that girl. Don’t mess your shit up.
Lalan by Stupidiot November 25, 2018
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Ashley Lalan 

one who is crazy about the idea of holden having sex with a hairy mason
Ashley Lalan wants holdens hairy mason
Ashley Lalan by The Sexier Pancake December 7, 2010
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Lalafied 

A team which is defeated single handedly.
Crushed by one man in a cricket match.
Sri Lanka was Lalafied on November 20, 2011 at Sharjah.
Lalafied by Sleepingprankster November 23, 2011

Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann 

A japanese anime produced by GAINAX in 2007. Has achieved great fame on the internet in a short time. Thought the show itself was popular and overall very good, the sheer level of epic and manlyness caused many watchers to hype the series.

No one is exactly sure why this is, but Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann is said to be the true definition of the term "epic". Viewers are advised to be cautious.

Whether or not you decide to watch the anime, it's important to note that if you try it out, you will never look at sunglasses the same way you used to.

Sunglasses, real men, half naked chicks, galaxy sized robots, epic speeches, from boy to man themes, identity problems. This is the recipe of TENGEN TOPPA GURREN LAGANN.

"What the hell do you think this is!?"
A girl that is fine as hell and got all the boys attention. She'll never give up on anything she really wants or needs, especially in an argument, oh and her hair you wish you had it. She LOVES her friends so if you mess with them you mess with her. Just be careful, don't get her mad, cuz then...... she'll beat ur ass. She doesn't have a booty but that ass be going up and down. If she falls and hurts herself shell go and pick her ass up. But she's also a sweet loving girl who is kind and giving and goes to church every Sunday, she has a big heart and loves to share it.
teacher: Lailanie can you stop talking
Lailanie: sorry I thought that was why god gave me a mouth
teacher: are you talking back to me?
Lailanie: sorry bitch I thought that was how a conversation worked
Lailanie by Dynasty valentine May 21, 2018
Someone who’s has a kind heart but likes to joke around. Someone who’s funny and active and yet, can be so caring and loving. Someone who’s fun to talk to and is always there when you need help. Someone who’s trustworthy of being a friend, and even more than that. Sometimes she can be a bit mean, but behind it all, she’s the type of person that you want to fall in love with. Her eyes are more beautiful than the stars at midnight. Her smile is prettier than millions of diamonds and jewels. She is the most precious thing you would ever have in your life and you wouldn’t regret wasting your time with her for eternity.
“I’m so grateful to have Lala in my life.”
Lala by gebleg_04 November 27, 2019

lala bop 

A lala boo can be a male or female someone who fucks everybody, a hoe ,cheater , somebody who talks to everyone or think there really someone you just know when someone is a lala bop
Me hey kaya. Kaya:what
Me: you know that girl fucked her bsf man

Kaya: Yes she’s a lala bop
lala bop by Boo#2 December 1, 2022
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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