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Lakemoor 

is a small farm town located in Illinois right out side of the city of McHenry.
Population 4,767 as of 2009.
most exciting thing here is Lakemoor fest & we have the best fireworks around!
hangout spots are: 7-11, Rossati's, Tony's Subs, & Lilly Lake it's pretty but wouldn't recomend swimming in it.

Fact:
Bon Jovi filmed a video for "Lost Highway" in Lakemoor!
I love my small town of Lakemoor!
Lakemoor by E.Coop August 25, 2009

Lakeloon Man

A halfman-halfmonster that lives on/in Lakes. He enjoys terrorizing small kids and comes knocking on the doors of naughty children late at night.

My father used to say this ryhme to me as a warning if I was misbehaving...still sends shivers down my spine.
Lakeloon
Lakeloon
Knocking at my door
Wanna go out but don't know if I can.
'Cause I'm too afriad of the Lakeloon Man.

Lakeloon Man by Anonymous_222 August 12, 2006

lakemont 

Community in the city of Bellevue where gentrification is on the rise and sketchy is on the low. Home of Mathews Thriftway and the imfamous term 'behind the baseball fields' where people of all ages and races toke it up. Occasionally couples can be seen jerkin the gerkin as well. Also located in lakemont park is the graffiti tunnel where teenage girls will take pictures in an attempt to look "gangster."
Hey do you want to go to lakemont with me? ... don't you mean lamemont... nah man we can go behind the baseball fields!
lakemont by sexysexyman8169 December 21, 2010

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026