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A man with nothing better to do than fap to the sound of his parents banging in the next room.
This guy could lift a car with his right arm alone. Personality traits include: Staring into space, not smiling. EVER, and having a great sense of humour.

*Guy walks into a bar, then dies from his injuries*
Oh God, You're Such A Luke Mooney!!!!
by Spartan98789 November 12, 2014
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