A false and ficticious name for the always classic mullet. This term was created one evening between two college room-mates /soul-mates if you prefer, over a bottle of Boones Farm and during commerical breaks for the television show "Small Wonder." Larmouse was a term created to brainwash unsuspecting farm boys who simply don't know any better than to trust the big butt and a smile.
by The Farm Hand May 15, 2010