Larmouse

A false and ficticious name for the always classic mullet. This term was created one evening between two college room-mates /soul-mates if you prefer, over a bottle of Boones Farm and during commerical breaks for the television show "Small Wonder." Larmouse was a term created to brainwash unsuspecting farm boys who simply don't know any better than to trust the big butt and a smile.

Hey Tiki, bet you a bottle of Boones Farm I can "Larmouse" that farm boy tonight!

Larmouse by The Farm Hand May 15, 2010

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larmoose

The Indianapolis proper definition for the mullet.

You wanna shoot paint balls at some hotdog stands near the speedway? No, okay lets go laugh at that larmoose.

larmoose by 10-90 May 23, 2003

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Larmouse • larmoose • Lagmouse

Larmoose

A false and ficticious name for the always classic mullet. This term was created one evening between two college room-mates /soul-mates if you prefer, over a bottle of Boone's Farm and during commerical breaks for the television show "Small Wonder." Larmoose was a term created to brainwash unsuspecting farm boys who simply didn't know any better than to trust the big butt and a smile.

Hey Tiki, you see that farm boy over there? He looks so sweet and innocent, I think he's new in town. Bet you a bottle of Boone's Farm that he'll soon be a believer in the Larmoose! Lets do it later girl, Punky Brewster's on!

Larmoose by The Farm boy May 16, 2010

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Lagmouse

A computer mouse the lags like hell when you try to use it. For exaple stopping and starting and juddering.

FFS damn this lagmouse in trying to play WoW.

Lagmouse by (Raab) (Himself) December 9, 2008

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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