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Loserphone

A covert & ingenious way to label the Sousaphone player of a marching-band as a loser, by pretending to accidentally mispronounce the ridiculous instrument he has to carry.
Marching-band spectator #1: “Oh, god, here they come.”
Marching-band spectator #2: “Drummers #killingit, cheerleaders #SoHot. Who’s that on Loserphone, sorry, I mean Sousaphone?”
Marching-band spectator #1: “Nick.”
Marching-band spectator #2: “Figures.”
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lolerphone

a phone you lol into
what? pick up teh lolerphone and loler in it?
by Electric Jesus April 8, 2005
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Lagerphone

(Australian) A percussive instrument; an upright pole upon which are screwed/nailed beer bottle tops. The sound is produced by hitting the instrument on the floor - often at the same time as it is struck at the mid section with a with a solid piece of wood.

The produced sound is similar to a bass drum (when hit on a raised timber floor, typically that of a pub) combined with a tambourine.
That bloke's too pissed to man the lagerphone, he can't even hear the beat anymore!
by TheEvilPotato January 14, 2010
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loserpoe

The sexiest tiktoker who wants to kidnap ranpo and chuuya they make some wierd edits and is married to shinobu and mikasa😇
Loserpoe just ate a turtle!!
by Chuuyas wife March 24, 2021
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Loserphobic

i hate losers so much i’m loserphobic
by mad__matty June 8, 2025
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