Loserphone 

A covert & ingenious way to label the Sousaphone player of a marching-band as a loser, by pretending to accidentally mispronounce the ridiculous instrument he has to carry.

Marching-band spectator #1: “Oh, god, here they come.”
Marching-band spectator #2: “Drummers #killingit, cheerleaders #SoHot. Who’s that on Loserphone, sorry, I mean Sousaphone?”
Marching-band spectator #1: “Nick.”
Marching-band spectator #2: “Figures.”

Loserphone by Heisenbeast - Lord of Hounds March 22, 2019

lolerphone 

a phone you lol into

what? pick up teh lolerphone and loler in it?

lolerphone by Electric Jesus April 8, 2005

Lagerphone 

(Australian) A percussive instrument; an upright pole upon which are screwed/nailed beer bottle tops. The sound is produced by hitting the instrument on the floor - often at the same time as it is struck at the mid section with a with a solid piece of wood.

The produced sound is similar to a bass drum (when hit on a raised timber floor, typically that of a pub) combined with a tambourine.

That bloke's too pissed to man the lagerphone, he can't even hear the beat anymore!

Lagerphone by TheEvilPotato January 14, 2010

loserpoe 

The sexiest tiktoker who wants to kidnap ranpo and chuuya they make some wierd edits and is married to shinobu and mikasa😇

Loserpoe just ate a turtle!!

loserpoe by Chuuyas wife March 24, 2021

Loserphobic 

phobia of losers

i hate losers so much i’m loserphobic

Loserphobic by mad__matty June 8, 2025