Lafou 

An uncanny resemblance to Gaston's sidekick (Beauty and the Beast)
Limited vocabulary (mouth like an open sewer), dress sense, and height. Lafou's often look like they've been crudely drawn by a three year old or like a caricature drawn by a blind man.
A sore loser.
Inability to pronounce the "th" sound.
Usually only has one chester (see chesters definition) but is overgrown by body hair.
Head like an Easter Island souvenir.

"You have a Lafou-like head"

"Wash your mouth out. You sound like a Lafou!"

What a load of Lafouage!

Lafou by Block-ed January 7, 2011

Princess Layou 

Expensive, pretty hookers in sci-fi costumes, who work fantasy venues.

Princess Layou worked the Comicon fantasy circuit.

Princess Layou by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

Lefou

Only the coolest Disney character to ever be invented.

Lefou: Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together!

Lefou: Gaston, I'm scared.

Lefou by Raj Soo January 12, 2009

lafuda'ed 

1. To get less than what you pay for.

2. To get short-changed

3. To Have your lighter stolen from you.

When i reached into my pocket and found my lighter was missing, I knew i'd been lafuda'ed

lafuda'ed by Z4RT4N January 23, 2009

Lapiz laflumli 

Is another way to pronounce lapis lazuli.
It's something made up in Minecraft from a person which couldn't pronounce the word the right way..

Kev: Hey can you look for some La.. Lapiz... Lapiz laflumli I need it really bad, no cap
Gonzo: No problem! I gotta need them for some potions later aswell!

Lapiz laflumli by Titantoss October 9, 2021

LaFountain Dip

A person holding cum in their mouth so it may be dipped out with chips for consumption. She may also spit the dip onto the chips like a fountain...hence LaFountain.

Your mom just had some of my LaFountain dip out of your sisters mouth.

Your mom just LaFountained all over those chips with my gorilla grease. I would stop eating those if I were you.

LaFountain Dip by cheeser696 December 29, 2010

lamous

Contraction of the words lame and famous. Sometimes spelled "lameous." Not to be confused with lameass.

Used to describe so-called celebrities who are famous for no good reason, especially an internet celebrity or Myspace member who thinks he/she is hot shit because he/she has 50,000 profile views and 10,000 friends. Can also apply to Paris Hilton and her ilk.

Tila Tequila is so awesome! She has, like, a fucktillion friends!

Yeah, bro, but she's just lamous.

lamous by adrielkelsick December 29, 2008