the mysterious folds of soft flesh, blooming like some grotesque rose, of the female genital region.
"man, this porno mag is great! it's got 2-page spreads of massive close-ups of just ladyparts!"
"really? and you jerk off to that?"
"YES! enthusiastically, YES!"
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.