Lactation Lettuce 

We took it personally.

Lactation Lettuce was denied on Urban Dictionary, and we, lactationlettucelickinglover420, will not stand to let it be denied a second time!!!!

Lactation Lettuce by Lactationlettucelovinlicker420 February 8, 2019

Lactation Lettuce III 

Lactation Lettuce III is the third attack on urbandictionary in the war against lettuce kink oppression. We demand justice. We. Demand. Justice. Freedom. Equality. Ranch legalization. The freedom to define and consume the lactated vegetable delecacy of crackheads worldwide.

Lactation Lettuce III was commanded into action by general warlord Mahatma Gandhi.

Lactation Lettuce III by Lactationlettucelovinlicker420 February 12, 2019