Lachsen 

Lachsen beschreibt:
1. Das tätigen Nicht-Jugendfreier Dinge mit dem primären Geschlechtsorgan
2. Putzen

Meine Mutter räumt gerade mein Zimmer auf.

Ok Leute, ich werde schnell lachsen und dann können wir etwas spielen.

Lachsen by Toaaaa December 11, 2023

lachsen 

Lachsen describes:
1. doing non-juvenile things with the primary sexual organ
2. cleaning

She: what are you doing right now?
Me: Lachsen.

My mother is lachsing my room right now.

Ok guys, I'm going to lachs quickly and then we can play something.

lachsen by Toaaaa December 11, 2023

Lachsan 

Lachsan is a colloquial term for a person who has been severely disadvantaged by Grandmotherly influences to the extent that they are unable to function in society within three hours of being reffered to as 'Lachsan'

Andy: "Man, that Lachsan is a fucked up dude,"

Kieren: "Yeah, I heard that his Grandmother still calls him 'Froggy' - how embarrassing."

Lachsan: "HEY! STOP BULLYING ME FAGGOT-GRAPES!"

Lachsan by Bad Fergus September 2, 2011