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Labyrinth< 

A 1986 film with a lot of puppets and the 2 HOTTEST MAIN CHARACTERS OF ALL TIME
DAVID BOWIE AND JENIFFER CONNELY WERE SOOOOO HOOOT
IDK WHY
The dude: Labyrinth< is a good film
Gavin: why
The dude: because of hot protagonists!!!!!
The dude: also puppets
Labyrinth< by Allhaillexi! October 2, 2023
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Labyrinth< 

A nice 1986 film with a lot of puppets and THE TWO HOTTEST MAIN CHARACTERS OF ALL TIME

DAVID BOWIE AND JENIFFER CONNELY WERE SOOOOO HOOOT

OMG
Labyrinth< by Allhaillexi! October 2, 2023

labyrinth effect 

1. When you think something isn't is like that but it's not
Max: "What? Isn't there 3 parts?"
Chad: "No there's only 2, you're having a labyrinth effect"
labyrinth effect by Maxwell_Edison September 6, 2021

Labyrinthitis 

A distressing disorder by which a sufferer is obsessed with the 1986 film Labyrinth, featuring David Bowie.

Symptoms include:
- Excessively quoting lines from the film
- Excessively re-watching the film
- Becoming entranced by the film when it is watched
- Becoming entranced by David Bowie's balls whilst watching
- Noticing David Bowies balls
- Talking like Bowie.
Man: Woah, that smells terrible!
Person: Its the bog of eternal stench!
Man: Labyrinthitis?
Person: Yeah...

Woman: Whatcha dooooing?
Man: Nothing.
Woman: Nothing? Nothing, Tralala?

Person watching film: ....
Other person: Hey, what you watching:
Person watching film: ....
Other person: Is that... You're watching it again?
Person watching film: ....
Other person: HELLO???
Person watching film: ....
Other person: Fine. Be like that. -walks away-
Person watching film: ...Huh? You say something?

Builder: Sorry ladies, path's closed. Turn back.
Girl 1: (in a bowie voice) Turn Back Sarah.
Girl 2: What a pity.
Builder: Poor girls, got Labyrinthitis.

Labyrinth 

A metaphorical maze sometimes used in the cause of confusion.

Originates from Greek Mythology as it was a structure that was built. After the builder made it, he couldn't get out of it so that is why it is a maze.
Girl: How will be ever get out of this Labyrinth?!?!
Boy: The world may never know
Labyrinth by Sam Waters January 10, 2014

Magi: Labyrinth of Magic 

Magi: Labyrinth of Magic is an anime developed by the awesome creator, Shinobu Ohtaka !!
Magi is a action and fantasy filled anime created in 2013-2016.
The anime is godly istg go watch rn you bozo
Person 1: I just watched Magi: Labyrinth of Magic ! It was so good!! Have you ever heard of it? Its super underrated and has amazing graphics and is overall the best!! :DD
Person 2: No I haven't! It sounds great though! Im gonna watch it rn! )what you should do rn or ill come and kidnap ur dog /j)

Fabric Labyrinth

The beguiling pieces of overlapping fabric on the front of men’s briefs that have to be navigated by a penis in advance of peeing.
I pissed myself because I couldn’t get through the fabric labyrinth quickly enough. Damn you, Hanes!
Fabric Labyrinth by Stu Caruthers January 6, 2020
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