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brand of underwear
also a company owned by Sara Lee
While Johnny always wears FTL boxer briefs, Billy always wears Hanes tighty-whities.
Hanes by francium June 11, 2006
Words you can keep
A clothing brand that makes Underwear, Boxer's, T Shirt's, Bra's, Socks, & Panties.
Kiersten : Tonight I think I will wash my hair and take a hot bubble bath then slip on a pair of Hanes socks and just chill on the couch with Jake I can suck his dick while he rubs my pussy!
Chad : Oh God Kiersten in socks! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Steve : Oh God Jake's dick! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Kaylee : KNOCK IT OFF PERVES!
Kiersten : It's ok Kaylee let the boy's perve on me!
Kaylee : Fine then show them your Hanes bra & panties!
Kiersten : Well Kaylee you may cover your pussy and mosquito bites with that crap but I wear Victoria Seceret's myself!
Chad : Oh God Kiersten in sexy underwear Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Ahhhh! Oh crap I poped a nut!
Kaylee : Oh God So Gross!
Steve : So Kaylee how about you show us your sexy Hanes panties and training bra! (wink)
Kaylee : Get lost before I give you a fuckin wedgie!
Steve : Well thank god I wear depends!
Hanes by SlopNChop October 14, 2018
"Hey, what's the hanes?"
hanes by Laurarara June 18, 2009
Hanes was an ancient angel in an african culture, an angel of reflexion, he was feared by any other beeing bexause he relected whatever they refused to see about themselves, he was loved by the ones who had love inside, he was hated by the ones rotten inside. He was just a reflection to make people love their true selves as they trully were, but that went both ways so he was despized and kicked out because humans often get any excuse to lie to themselves thinking they are doing good even hurting other people.

Hanes is a being of light, he is like sun, when he is around it´s always warmfull, and everyone is always happy, but never forget, sun burns too.
hanes name was forbiden in the african culture
Hanes by Abu Djaby November 22, 2021

Hanes grazer 

Derogatory term for a homosexual male. First used by Howard Stern.
"Are you just another turd tapping Hanes grazer!?"
Hanes grazer by Carl J. Maltese April 13, 2007

hanes paint 

Term used to describe a wet fart.
I had to leave work this afternoon because I had a hanes paint incident.
hanes paint by Johnny Tats December 1, 2007

hanes with stains

Shitty, skidmarked underpants.
I can't believe I made out with that fat dude wearing hanes with stains.
hanes with stains by smackjer September 12, 2003
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