Hanes

brand of underwear
also a company owned by Sara Lee

While Johnny always wears FTL boxer briefs, Billy always wears Hanes tighty-whities.

by francium June 11, 2006

Hanes

A clothing brand that makes Underwear, Boxer's, T Shirt's, Bra's, Socks, & Panties.

Kiersten : Tonight I think I will wash my hair and take a hot bubble bath then slip on a pair of Hanes socks and just chill on the couch with Jake I can suck his dick while he rubs my pussy!
Chad : Oh God Kiersten in socks! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Steve : Oh God Jake's dick! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Kaylee : KNOCK IT OFF PERVES!
Kiersten : It's ok Kaylee let the boy's perve on me!
Kaylee : Fine then show them your Hanes bra & panties!
Kiersten : Well Kaylee you may cover your pussy and mosquito bites with that crap but I wear Victoria Seceret's myself!
Chad : Oh God Kiersten in sexy underwear Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Ahhhh! Oh crap I poped a nut!
Kaylee : Oh God So Gross!
Steve : So Kaylee how about you show us your sexy Hanes panties and training bra! (wink)
Kaylee : Get lost before I give you a fuckin wedgie!
Steve : Well thank god I wear depends!

by SlopNChop October 14, 2018

hanes

A Welsh word meaning gossip.

"Hey, what's the hanes?"

by Laurarara June 18, 2009

Hanes

Hanes was an ancient angel in an african culture, an angel of reflexion, he was feared by any other beeing bexause he relected whatever they refused to see about themselves, he was loved by the ones who had love inside, he was hated by the ones rotten inside. He was just a reflection to make people love their true selves as they trully were, but that went both ways so he was despized and kicked out because humans often get any excuse to lie to themselves thinking they are doing good even hurting other people.

Hanes is a being of light, he is like sun, when he is around it´s always warmfull, and everyone is always happy, but never forget, sun burns too.

hanes name was forbiden in the african culture

by Abu Djaby November 22, 2021

Hanes grazer

Derogatory term for a homosexual male. First used by Howard Stern.

"Are you just another turd tapping Hanes grazer!?"

by Carl J. Maltese April 13, 2007

hanes paint

Term used to describe a wet fart.

I had to leave work this afternoon because I had a hanes paint incident.

by Johnny Tats December 1, 2007

hanes with stains

Shitty, skidmarked underpants.

I can't believe I made out with that fat dude wearing hanes with stains.

by smackjer September 12, 2003