labatt 

labatt blue - canadian beer

could you pass me a labatt?

labatt by me September 13, 2004

labatt 

N.

1. One who does not understand how to deal with the public.

2. One who speaks in compassionate terms until crushing people's hopes.

3. One who drinks substantial amounts of a beverage bearing the same name.

4. One who never gives direct answers to any specific questions.


V.

1. To string people along and then crush their spirits.

2. To evade and obfuscate.

3. To use bad humor in inappropriate contexts.

4. To lie.

--The mayor can't say when road construction is going to finish, and he won't tell us how much it costs. What a Labatt.

--Your girlfriend left you right after you proposed? Obviously, she was pulling a Labatt on you.

--Hey, you sure you didn't take my wallet? You're not Labatting with me, are you?

--The general Labatted the enemy to great effect during the war.

labatt by ezsucks July 24, 2005

Labatt Yellow 

The result of drinking vast amounts of Labatt Blue

I got bombed off Labatt Blue; a couple cigarettes and a little while later, it became Labatt Yellow and spewed forth from my piehole.

Labatt Yellow by C-Mills July 25, 2007

Labatt Splats

A distinct, water-down, grotesque bowel movement, after a night of heavy drinking Canadian-made beer Labatt Blue.

"Ughh, dude, drinking all that Labatt Blue last night is catching up and I gotta drop some Labatt Splats."

Labatt Splats by THC420 January 6, 2009

labatt blue

from canada it is the most crisp, delicious beer known to man-kind. It can also be used to describe the awesome level of something..see example below.

"Oh man that party lastnight was so Labatt blue!"

labatt blue by miss labatt blue November 2, 2009

Labatt Brown 

1. The day following a long night of drinking beer, a beer shit is a virutal guarantee. A Labatt Brown is a specialized beer shit taken the day after a night of drinking Labatt Blue (a popular Canadian Beer).

2. A beer shit.

I'll be back in a few hours, I have to take a wicked Labatt Brown.

Labatt Brown by Brad Edey September 2, 2005

Labatt Blue Flu 

Another term for hangover that references a popular Canadian Beer called Labatt's Blue.

Dave: Looks like Joe called in sick today?
James: Another case of the Labatt Blue Flu?
Dave: Seems that way.

Labatt Blue Flu by the AV Flu January 3, 2025