A Laander is a man who is everything a woman could want. He is funny, handsome, sweet, thoughtful, gentle, and loving. A Laander is someone you bring home to meet your family. He is tall, cute, athletic, smart, and knows how to treat his lady. Every girl wishes she had a Laander. His eyes are deep, gorgeous, and see right through you. His lips are soft and create the perfect kiss.
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When a guy lifts up his girl with one arm and roughly destroys her pussy with his remaining hand while singing old fashion french songs.
Person 1: Last night i heard some girl moaning and a guy singing some old fashion french songs.
Person 2: woah, i guess he was Leandering her.
Person 3: Poor girl, that pussy is long gone
Person 2: woah, i guess he was Leandering her.
Person 3: Poor girl, that pussy is long gone
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Leandersson's performance has received much critical acclaim and was In the Chicago Film Critics Association Awards 2008 she was nominated in the category Most Promising Performer
Leandersson's performance has received much critical acclaim and was In the Chicago Film Critics Association Awards 2008 she was nominated in the category Most Promising Performer
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Me: Hey dude, can you Venmo me $20 for those boomers?
Bill: Thing! I am going to Venmo launder it and call it tacos! I'll even add an avocado emoji
Bill: Thing! I am going to Venmo launder it and call it tacos! I'll even add an avocado emoji
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