Laander 

A Laander is a man who is everything a woman could want. He is funny, handsome, sweet, thoughtful, gentle, and loving. A Laander is someone you bring home to meet your family. He is tall, cute, athletic, smart, and knows how to treat his lady. Every girl wishes she had a Laander. His eyes are deep, gorgeous, and see right through you. His lips are soft and create the perfect kiss.

Take a look at that Laander, wish I had one.

Laander by Mya Dress December 2, 2010

Brock Landers 

Degenerate losing sports bettor who borrows money from co-workers and doesn't pay them back, takes out car title loans, and writes bad checks to chase his losses. He only plays big public favorites and square parlays. He likes to gamble and post on gambling forums while on family vacation. When you see a Brock Landers "Rubberband Play", pound the opposite side with confidence.

Brock Landers: Illinois is only -6? A FUKKIN RUBBERBAND PLAY!

Brock Landers by broke lenders January 19, 2012

Leandering 

When a guy lifts up his girl with one arm and roughly destroys her pussy with his remaining hand while singing old fashion french songs.

Person 1: Last night i heard some girl moaning and a guy singing some old fashion french songs.

Person 2: woah, i guess he was Leandering her.

Person 3: Poor girl, that pussy is long gone

Leandering by Trunks July 29, 2016

Lina Leandersson 

Born on September 1995 Lina is a timid beautiful half Iranian and half Swedish girl who played a vampire named Eli in Let the Right One In directed by Tomas Alfredson. It was her debut and found the audition of Eli through the internet. She was 11 years old at the time when Let the Right One In was filmed back in 2007.

Leandersson's performance has received much critical acclaim and was In the Chicago Film Critics Association Awards 2008 she was nominated in the category Most Promising Performer

Lina Leandersson is an awesome actress who will one day make it to Hollywood

Lina Leandersson by capulong December 28, 2008

Venmo Launder 

The act of changing the name of the purpose of a venmo transaction to hide the reason the transaction was made. Generally used for narcotics transactions or other illegal purchases

Me: Hey dude, can you Venmo me $20 for those boomers?
Bill: Thing! I am going to Venmo launder it and call it tacos! I'll even add an avocado emoji

Venmo Launder by Senor Dank Nugs October 16, 2021

paul landers 

Second guitarist for Rammstein. Fucking hilarious on stage, and overall a legendary person, just like the other Rammstein members. Used to play in Feeling B with Rammstein's keyboardist Christian "Flake" Lorenz.

Paul Landers is a fucking genius!!

paul landers by Lithium October 27, 2015

Farting Lander 

The farting lander, Is simply dropping down on something and farting excessivley hard.

Guy 1: Hey, look at Adam!
Guy 2: Oh my jizz, he's doing a farting lander!

Farting Lander by Fartinglander November 29, 2011