long ass 

An increment of time, lengthy in nature.

After I ran over a herd of tree huggers, I served a long ass in Pelican Bay.

long ass by Jaggo March 23, 2004

long ass 

Buttocks that significantly longer than they are wide, as to resemble an open hot dog bun.

Check out that chick playing pool over there. She's got some serious long ass. Where do you even find jeans that fit?

long ass by Chip Z'hoyy January 2, 2012

Long ass ride 

Long ass ride is one of the K-Pop boy group named NCT's most lit lyrics of all time. It was sung by Mark Lee from NCT U in the song, The 7th Sense (일곱 번째 감각).

And that's a long ass ride

Long ass ride by butomars February 23, 2019

Long Ass Ride 

means Mr Mark Lee has been involved in too much of NCT and he needs rest and not to mention it’s his slogan as well

“Hey Mark, didn’t you just graduated but why are you still awake?” - Random person

“Cause was a long ass ride”

“Uh, and that’s a long ass ride”- the seventh sense, NCTU

Long Ass Ride by xxanrchy February 26, 2019

long ass time 

An amount of time so great that it is no longer measurable by units of time and is instead measured by units of assness.

I've been sitting in this traffic jam for a long ass time.

long ass time by 28MONEYCASHMONEY87 October 1, 2013

long ass gun 

The gun "allegedly" used by rapper Gun Rack in the show Key & Peele to kill Darnell Simmons.

"Shot up Darnell with a long ass gun and tossed it into the aquarium."

long ass gun by MrBro-iden October 23, 2015

Long ass week

Having a very bad week or dragged out week that never seems to end.

I had a long ass week, I'm glad its over.

Long ass week by Nichole McKnight September 22, 2009