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a virtual item called the "Ninurta's Sash" on FFXI online game for the PS2 or PC & Xbox. Quite possibly the hardest item to obtain on the hardest mob in the game. As of this posting of this definition, only 1 is known to exist on all servers combined. The controversy surronding this item, is how it has never dropped again, and maybe AV has been killed about 20+ times so far across all servers.
When the only time it has dropped it have been given to a Tarutaru Samurai. While the community on a forum that found out about this, questioned about why it went to this paticular person.
player 1: yesss we killed AV
player 2: please please please come on sash drop please
player 1: nope, just a rod
player 2: damn it, i was hoping i would be the 2nd person of all ffxi to get it.
player 1: lolsash
lolsash by al84 August 28, 2006

lolmaster 

1) the one who can, in any situation, make a lol
Guy1:you have you lolerstatus!

lolmaster:you have no lolerskates
lolmaster by Benloler August 12, 2006

lolmachine

1.A machine that generates lols.
2.A person who spends their time chatting to their friends online.
I am the lolmachine.
He spends so much time on msn, he's a lolmachine.
lolmachine by Monkeyking April 19, 2008

lolmalsh 

laugh out loud making a long short ha
boy: i justed farted on a chair
girl: lolmalsh

lolmaster general 

yo dat lolmaster general 1 badass mofo
Money used for activities that will undoubtedly result in lols for the user.
"I'm so glad I had some lolcash for this fun activity!"
lolcash by Moibienbanana December 4, 2016
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