you can LOL (laugh out loud), LOLZ, LAWLZ or you could just LOLACOPTER, when the "lols" build up inside you and just fly out. it's the highest known level LOL.
When you find yourself excessively laughing (loling) - you begin to sound like a helicopter LOLing (lolalolalolalola)
James couldnt stop laughing at the state of Toms Poo stained joggers (Poggers) that be begain going into a state of LOLACOPTER - loling in a helicopter like fashion (lolalolalalolalola)
A portmanteau of “lolcow” and “logic,” referring to the twisted reasoning that underpins lolgurments, lolebates, and lolscussions. Lolcogic holds that an argument can be refuted by making the opponent look ridiculous, regardless of the actual content. It includes rules like: “a laughing emoji is a counter‑argument,” “a screenshot of an old out‑of‑context post invalidates everythingsaid now,” and “if enough people mock the opponent, the opponent must be wrong.” Lolcogic is not concerned with validity or truth; it is a social logic of humiliation, where the crowd’s laughter substitutes for evidence. It thrives in platforms that reward engagement over insight.
Example: “He didn’t need to refute her study; he just posted a clown emoji and said ‘lolcogic says you lose.’ And his followers believed him.”
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!