LMFYF

Let me fuck your face

Let me fuck your face LMFYF

LMFYF by Digertime March 7, 2023

lmftfy 

"Let me fix that for you."

Used on internet forums when one takes it upon oneself to edit or correct somebody's words/images/material/whatever, usually with comical results.

Guy: Hey man, look at this cool Ed Hardy hat I bought!
Other guy: lmftfy... "Hey man, look at this douchebag hat I wasted my money on! I'm gonna wear it while I f*** my cousin!"

lmftfy by Mr. Moons April 19, 2013

LMFYUYCOMD 

Let me fuck you until you come on my dick

Babe: LMFYUYCOMD
Me: ok👅💦

LMFYUYCOMD by -_-Kittydittypretty-_- January 14, 2020

Lmfy

Let Me Fuck You!
This is texted to a potential fuck buddy and want to get straight to the point.

Girl- "What are you doing today, i was thinking we could chill-"

Boy- "Lmfy!"

Girl- "ok c u in 5"

Lmfy by TAPHO November 4, 2010

Lmfyshtycw 

This means:
Let me fuck you so hard that you can’t walk🙃

Person 1: hey

Person 2: hey sexy

Person 1: lmfyshtycw
Person 2: yes pls bby
(Forgets they’re in a gc)
Person 3: wtf

Lmfyshtycw by Leonhardo DiCumbrio January 24, 2020

lmryfticiym 

let me ride your face till i cum in your mouth.

nobody:

you: lmryfticiym

lmryfticiym by unknown . <3 September 4, 2020

LMFBFO 

The new text buzz word for fitness gurus
Meaning - Laughing my fucking body fat off

Text convo:
Person1 - Hey did you know shadman forgot his bait in the freezer?
Fitness guru - LMFBFO. I guess the only thing he will be catching is a cold
Person1 - Lolski

LMFBFO by Alfinator December 19, 2011