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LMFHB means Lick my fat hairy Balls
Person 1 " get 200 pumped" person 2 " shut up LMFHB slave"
LMFHB by StInKyFaRtS108 April 20, 2023
Urban Dictionary Merch
L - laughing

M - my
F - fookin
B - booty
O - off
A - at
T - that

Pronounced like "limf boat" in speech.
Person 1: "Yo! Did you hear about that person that's so concerned about being stalked that they only put their initials on their social media page? I found their LinkedIn profile!"
Person 2: "LMFBOAT! What a scrub!"
LMFBOAT by Xx_bigbrainboi_xX December 27, 2020
Related Words
LMFHB • lmfbo • lmfbao • lmfb • LMFBFO • lmfhao • LMFHO • lmhbo • lmfbanao • LMFBFAOU
The new text buzz word for fitness gurus
Meaning - Laughing my fucking body fat off
Text convo:
Person1 - Hey did you know shadman forgot his bait in the freezer?
Fitness guru - LMFBFO. I guess the only thing he will be catching is a cold
Person1 - Lolski
LMFBFO by Alfinator December 19, 2011
Acronym for:
Laughing My Fucking Head And Ass Off
Birk: I think Lakers can win with just Lebron
Mike: Lebron has fake hair Lmfhaao
Lmfhaao by RenoRiggins June 20, 2021
Laughing My Fucking Black Ass Off. Same as lmfao but with a little more colour
person one:So then I said YOU DO IT!

(Black)Person two:LMFBAO
lmfbao by Knee-Grow10 August 19, 2007
Laugh. My. Fuckin. Black. Ass. Off or "Big" or "Brown"
"Your Soo Dumb lmfbao"
LMFBAO by Sweeterness May 22, 2009
OMG, Im LMFHO! That was so funny!
LMFHO by Coolio Foolio December 14, 2008
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