LIMP

LOL in my Pants. Originates from the Isle of Man and is generally used to describe anything that is funny.
"Hey did you see Greatest Freak Out Ever 8 last night?"

"Yeah, it made me LIMP!"
by Fail Whale IV February 10, 2010
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LIMP

The act of of laughing in one's plane.
While flying to New York, Johnny told me a funny joke and I began to LIMP.

I LIMP'd all the way to Europe.
by LIMP'ing June 12, 2014
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LIMP

When you are really stoned and somebody tries to wake you up, and make you move, but you are REALLY don't want to move from your place, the answer should be: "Leave me In My Pillow!!!!"
Yuval, leave me in my pillow (LIMP)!!!
by Magic Gnome November 11, 2006
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Limp as.

A phrase to yell when things are not going well.
When Losing at Tetris Jake yelled "Limp as."
by nachoworm February 19, 2010
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limp-on

When one does not quite achieve hard-on-isity, however, still enjoys the sensation of the possibilities of it.

Most commonly happens when one has no potential of realizing the ultimate goal but yet, unexplainably, the body reacts as though there IS that potential. Generally speaking, occurs in business meetings, restaurants and public places.
I got a limp-on just talking to her on the phone.
by Prof. Ed Monds July 28, 2007
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limp

he has a limp dick hence he is unable to fuck his wife
by johnson August 03, 2003
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Limp

A limp is a simp but the only thing simps take is L's, so replace the s with l
yo this dude corny as fuck bro he limping so hard rn, I aint wanna be friends with no limp.
by extreme chadman January 05, 2022
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