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likely lads 

english rude boys, nike tracksuits etc
likely lads by carlos Barat May 17, 2006

likely dykely 

A cousin of the phrase "strictly dickly", it's what you call a woman who you think is most likely a lesbian.
"Wow dude, I swear she just looked at another girl's rack!" "Of course she did man, I'd say she is likely dykely"

Likely Fable Compadre 

A substitute for the common expression "cool story bro". Often shows signs of dis-interest and not caring.
Dude i've got a massive boner." "Likely Fable Compadre
Likely Fable Compadre by littlesibber December 27, 2010

Likely lads 

The archetypal Anson Lads; e.g. drink too much, smoke too much, take recreational drugs, take a highly mysogenistic view of women, etc

The lads take thie name from the song by the Libertines

They live by the values of; "bros before hoes" and often consider other members of the group as "brothers from another mother"
Will, Joe and Doug are such a bunch of likely lads

Someones been smoking crack in the shower! i want to see the likely lads in my office immediately.
Likely lads by fitz171 April 10, 2010

Scam Likely

When a scammer bitch calls your phone about your car’s extended warranty.
*Scam likely calling* “Hi! We were trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty!” BITCH GET THE FUCK OFF MY LINE WITH THAT BULLSHIT.

a likely story 

An expression used to signal disbelief and/or doubt in something that someone said.

Or a nicer way of saying “that’s bullshit”
Person 1: Dude, I had sex with a hot girl last night!

Person 2: A likely story
a likely story by Jejsjsjkdkd January 29, 2018
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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