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LBGT
Some drunk hij slapped Katie on the ass. Katie whispered "LBGT' to herself before breaking a bottle on the bar and stabbing the hij.
LBGT by Pant By Somber April 13, 2014
LBGT
Boy 1: I think I'm gay
Boy 2: What a coincidence. I also am a gay male homo sapien.
Boy 1: Wow! You sound weird! LBGT!!
Boy 2: What do these letters mean??
Boy 1: Didn't you read the definition, retard?
Boy 2: Woah, at the time that this is written, it's 2018. You can't use that language anymore!!
Police Officer: Scum like you make me sick!!
Boy 1: NooOooOoOOooo!!! I had so much to live for!!!
Police Officer: Yeah! HAD!!
*Boy 2 and Police Officer high five*
Boy 2 and Police Officer: We are both homosexuals!! LBGT!!
Boy 2: What a coincidence. I also am a gay male homo sapien.
Boy 1: Wow! You sound weird! LBGT!!
Boy 2: What do these letters mean??
Boy 1: Didn't you read the definition, retard?
Boy 2: Woah, at the time that this is written, it's 2018. You can't use that language anymore!!
Police Officer: Scum like you make me sick!!
Boy 1: NooOooOoOOooo!!! I had so much to live for!!!
Police Officer: Yeah! HAD!!
*Boy 2 and Police Officer high five*
Boy 2 and Police Officer: We are both homosexuals!! LBGT!!
LBGT by l0bstersarep30ple2 May 15, 2018
LBGTQAH
LBGT: Lesbian, Bisexual, Gay, and Transgender. Well established acronym. However the group should be all-inclusive, so three more letters have been added.
The additional letters are for Asexual, Hermaphrodite, and Questioning (anybody still in sexual limbo)
The additional letters are for Asexual, Hermaphrodite, and Questioning (anybody still in sexual limbo)
On alternate Tuesdays the LBGTQAH Society meets at the Unitarian Church
Why don't you like big boobs? Are you LGBTQAH?
Why don't you like big boobs? Are you LGBTQAH?
LBGTQAH by TreeWeezel October 12, 2011
LBGTQ
How Donald trump says LGBTQ. Technically it still works, but still goes to show how dumb he is that he can't figure out how to say a sequence of 5 letters. He did learn from his mistake and start saying "LG......BTQ" (just as bad)
LBGTQ by bythetimeyoufinnishreading... July 22, 2016
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
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