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"Lautez is funny" - some random dog
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Lautzenheiser 

A really long ass last name that no one can pronounce right, let alone spell. Comes from the German language meaning "Loud through the house".
"What's your last name?"

"Lautzenheiser"

"OK...I'll just call you by your first name"
Lautzenheiser by Evedora March 5, 2009
Related Words
LAUTEZ lautech latezy Laptezzy latez latezola Laurez laute Lauten lautenbach
The best kind of couple there is. Literal relationship goals. Both Laura and Faiz complement each other so well, it's like they were made for each other. Like Jigsaw pieces they fit together. Obviously getting married the first chance they get. A Laurez is the rarest type of relationship, one to be marvelled at. They also have the best sex imaginable. You want to be in a Laurez, being able to talk for hours, fuck for hours, or just BE for hours, a Laurez is the way to go.
Boy 1: Gosh I love my relationship :)
Boy 2: Yeah man, you guys are a total Laurez
Laurez by F3zii March 20, 2020

lautenbach 

"I feel so sorry for that poor man"
"He must be a Lautenbach"
lautenbach by Chajar October 30, 2014
Shortened term for "later"
-Meaning good bye, c ya, farewell
"Aiite im tired dawg, later"
"latez"
latez by peter May 16, 2004
a combination of the words “late” and “lazy”. Used to describe someone or something that is both late and lazy.
Mom: Our flight tomorrow is at 8, so we have to leave the house at 6. Let’s not be latezy!
latezy by je111029 June 21, 2018
adj. To be outgoing, playful, energetic, and in some cases tough
that biznatch is str8 lautz!
lautz by captn tying knots March 3, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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