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Lautenschlager

1. A long penis
2. A type of German beer that no one heard of
1. DAMNNN Johny has a lautenschlager.
2. Let get crunked off lautenschlager tonight.

Lautenschlagered 

A state of inebriation which threatens one’s ability to avoid the ditch while driving a motorized vehicle.
I’m so Lautenschlagered that I should get an Uber or an ex to take me home.

laudenbach 

A person (usually male), who has an attraction specifically to 3rd graders.
Person 1: Did you hear about the laudenbach they caught in the elementary school vents?

Person 2: Yeah, they say he had over 10 3rd graders in his basement.
laudenbach by Ifcbuyc March 25, 2024

Adalay Lauterbach 

Adalay lauterbach is a girl who is so hyper and crazy, this girl will do anything that is crazy but she only goes the way that say danger.
Did you see adalay Lauterbach walk through that ditch with snakes in it?
Adalay Lauterbach by Blair.b December 25, 2019
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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