lautenbach

Someone who lives in a box

"I feel so sorry for that poor man"
"He must be a Lautenbach"

by Chajar October 30, 2014

Lautenschlager

1. A long penis
2. A type of German beer that no one heard of

1. DAMNNN Johny has a lautenschlager.
2. Let get crunked off lautenschlager tonight.

by Lautenschlager OUT March 21, 2009

Lautenschlagered

A state of inebriation which threatens one’s ability to avoid the ditch while driving a motorized vehicle.

I’m so Lautenschlagered that I should get an Uber or an ex to take me home.

by Lautenschlagered June 16, 2018

laudenbach

A person (usually male), who has an attraction specifically to 3rd graders.

Person 1: Did you hear about the laudenbach they caught in the elementary school vents?

Person 2: Yeah, they say he had over 10 3rd graders in his basement.

by Ifcbuyc March 25, 2024

Adalay Lauterbach

Adalay lauterbach is a girl who is so hyper and crazy, this girl will do anything that is crazy but she only goes the way that say danger.

Did you see adalay Lauterbach walk through that ditch with snakes in it?

by Blair.b December 25, 2019