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Lautenschlager

1. A long penis
2. A type of German beer that no one heard of
1. DAMNNN Johny has a lautenschlager.
2. Let get crunked off lautenschlager tonight.

Lautenschlagered 

A state of inebriation which threatens one’s ability to avoid the ditch while driving a motorized vehicle.
I’m so Lautenschlagered that I should get an Uber or an ex to take me home.

laudenbach 

A person (usually male), who has an attraction specifically to 3rd graders.
Person 1: Did you hear about the laudenbach they caught in the elementary school vents?

Person 2: Yeah, they say he had over 10 3rd graders in his basement.
laudenbach by Ifcbuyc March 25, 2024

Adalay Lauterbach 

Adalay lauterbach is a girl who is so hyper and crazy, this girl will do anything that is crazy but she only goes the way that say danger.
Did you see adalay Lauterbach walk through that ditch with snakes in it?
Adalay Lauterbach by Blair.b December 25, 2019
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026