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Lautenschlager

1. A long penis
2. A type of German beer that no one heard of
1. DAMNNN Johny has a lautenschlager.
2. Let get crunked off lautenschlager tonight.

Lautenschlagered 

A state of inebriation which threatens one’s ability to avoid the ditch while driving a motorized vehicle.
I’m so Lautenschlagered that I should get an Uber or an ex to take me home.

laudenbach 

A person (usually male), who has an attraction specifically to 3rd graders.
Person 1: Did you hear about the laudenbach they caught in the elementary school vents?

Person 2: Yeah, they say he had over 10 3rd graders in his basement.
laudenbach by Ifcbuyc March 25, 2024

Adalay Lauterbach 

Adalay lauterbach is a girl who is so hyper and crazy, this girl will do anything that is crazy but she only goes the way that say danger.
Did you see adalay Lauterbach walk through that ditch with snakes in it?
Adalay Lauterbach by Blair.b December 25, 2019
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026