LAURYN&ANDREW

They are the best couple alive!!! And if they aren’t dating they are the bestest of friends and look like a cute couple even though they seem very awkward deep down in there hearts they are sweet and amazing people.

Your lucky to know these people LAURYN&ANDREW

LAURYN&ANDREW by BFKDNDKDNDKXNX June 26, 2019

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lauren and andrew

The cutest couple ever. They argue all the time but it’s who loves who more. Both get paranoid but it’s ok because they accept each other’s flaws. Andrew is a total nerd who is hot and Lauren is beautiful and popular but hangs out with the geeks because she is one. They joke around all the time and it will last forever or a really long time.

Omg do you see Lauren and Andrew? They are so cute together I wish that I had that

lauren and andrew by Laura.123456789012345 December 23, 2017

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andrew and lauren

The most perfect couple. They are loved by their friends and are great with each others parents. Andrew is very attractive and a beast in the sheets. He is very kinky but also a gentle lover. Lauren has a kinky side but is waiting for the right time to truly expose her sexual animosity. These two love each other and although they are freaks, they love Jesus and are very great people together. You'd be lucky to find a love like theirs.

Ugh, why can't I have a relationship like Andrew and Lauren's?!

andrew and lauren by Markussocks February 3, 2018

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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